A skit for schoolchildren about traffic rules “Lesson of Traffic Light Semaforych”
What could be more important than knowledge at school?
Perhaps only safety: in the school itself and on the way from school and to school! And here a lot depends on the adults around them, because children master the rules of behavior well by imitating them or during the game, which adults have competently organized. This is why extracurricular and extracurricular activities on various topics are so useful. For example, children will remember traffic rules well if they play them in competitions, games and skits. We offer one of the options - A skit for schoolchildren about traffic rules “Lesson of Traffic Light Semaforych”
Extracurricular event - KVN on traffic rules "Safe road of childhood"
The backing track of the Bravo band’s song “Good evening, Moscow!” is playing.
Good evening, my city Bewitched in winter, City of jazz, city of blues, city of rock and roll Shevchuk, Kireev, Spivakov: There are countless talented sons And we, too, for example, play in KVN
Along the alleys and boulevards Lights rush madly And who dares to step under the headlights, Where should we cross the road? Hey, hey city! Don't skimp on road signs! Give us more lantern light in winter! The words of traffic rules have become eternal, teach you children! Give me a safe road, Ufa!
A man runs out waving newspapers.
-Have you heard the news? Have you heard the news?
The city's car washes took advantage of the panic of citizens due to the threat of the H1N1 virus and developed a promotion: “Wash your car at our car wash and get a mask as a gift.”
All: Where? Where? Write down the address!
First: And here it is written that in the Kirovsky district of Ufa, trees began to sprout through old abandoned cars. Everything would be fine, but the plants mutate, and hitherto unprecedented fruits appear on them. The townspeople have already come up with names for them: headlight-pears, tomato-motor, candle-can-zucchini and shinmaker:
Second: What is this, but in the Oktyabrsky district:
In the past 2009, the project for new cheap and environmentally friendly transport won support for youth innovation. Yard dogs began to be used as yard dogs. The only disadvantage of this alternative is that all dogs are allergic to cats:
Third: There is a vacancy for the position of speed bump. 24/7 working day. High profit payment. The pavers are ready.
Fourth: Have you noticed how musical the movement is in Ufa? You walk down the street, everywhere you look there are ARROWS everywhere. The traffic lights are all SHINY. Along the edges of the road there are shields, all made of PLYWOOD. And sometimes some LADA flies. It flies, flies, flies and suddenly DANCE hits a pole. But at least the pillar has something to do with it, because it has very powerful ROOTS.
A real incident near our gymnasium! A girl is coming. The car stops:
Driver: If you sit down, I’ll give you some candy!
Driver: Well, do you want me to buy a new doll?
Girl: Dad, I told you a hundred times, I won’t get into your Zaporozhets!
Girl and guy (on two chairs)
traveling in a car.
Girl: Darling, don’t drive, maybe the traffic police are nearby.
Guy: I downloaded the Direction Finder program to my phone and now I always know where the traffic police inspector is.
A traffic police inspector appears. Whistle, stops the car with a stick.
Inspector: Good afternoon! Inspector Zatsepilov. You have exceeded the speed limit. Your documents!
Inspector (to the audience): I downloaded the Direction Finder program to my phone and now I always know where the intruder is.
Together in the hall: Have you downloaded the Direction Finder program on your phone?
A man in a car (model) enters the stage. There is a "No Parking" sign on the stage. He carefully gets out of the car, carefully wipes the side mirror, clicks the alarm, and goes to the McDonald's sign. Sudden change of music. On the other side, another man with a sign “Tow Truck” drives out, defiantly lifts the car and slowly drives away. At this time, the man with the sandwich returns to the place where his car was parked. Two inspectors run out to meet him and sing to the music: “If you don’t know yet, you’ll find out right here. Free road transportation is a bonus from the traffic police!” The whole team joins them: “The whole city sings these words: etc.”
INCIDENT AT A CAR MARKET
At the market, the Old Man was selling a Mercedes. No one was giving a Mercedes. The price was not given. Even though many people would need the car. Apparently, people didn’t like it.
- Owner, will you sell us your car?
- Selling! I've been on the market for a month now!
“Is everything okay inside her?”
- Yes, where is it, everything is in order - everything is broken.
The Old Man traded at the market all year No one gave a price for the car One guy took pity on the Old Man
- Dad, your hand is not easy.
I took the Mercedes for two or three days And again they were standing at the market. A buyer with a tight wallet is coming and again he is haggling with the guy.
- Buy if you are rich! Mercedes, you know yourself, is not a car, but a treasure.
- Is that so, really? It hurts the paint is fresh:
- Come on, my friend, it’s dew! The car passed super-powerful control. If you don't want to, don't bother, we'll find someone else!
- Open the hood, what's inside?
- Oh, everything is great there! Completely new!
- Is that so? Is it an old motor?
Young: - Well, it’s not new, but he’ll ride again! It’s a pity to part with a rare model: Well, I spent a lot of money, what can I do with it:
The old man looked at his car:
- Why am I, weirdo, selling it? I will not sell my car to anyone! You need this model yourself.
Everyone unites and approaches the audience:
This poetry is not new. We just corrected the words But the essence of this fable is this: Without a technical inspection, there is no place for cars on the road.
MUSICAL COMPETITION
Storyteller: In ancient times, when there was no great Ufa Kremlin yet, but the Bashkirs were already drinking healing kumis, there lived a wise RADAR-batyr. His mother and father got him a bride from a neighboring tribe - the beautiful PEDEDE. But the evil Azhdaha was jealous of the happiness of the newlyweds and stole the beautiful PEDEDE right on the wedding day. RADAR-batyr went to look for a beautiful bride far away in the thirtieth kingdom to the three-dear Dev, one of Dev’s roads was very short, red and shone like fire. The other was yellow and blinded like the sun, and the third was the longest and was buried in fragrant greenery.
“Choose,” said the cunning Three-Dear Dev. “Which of the three is your PEDEDE?”
Radar-batyr took a step towards the red road, when suddenly the image of his mother loomed before his eyes, preventing him from moving further, the heart of his son-batyr began to beat strongly, but he did not like to retreat. RADAR-batyr did not obey the dictates of his heart and stepped on the red light of the shortest road .
Song of Prohibition Signs (Melody from the film “Gentlemen of Fortune”).
You can't go here! Prohibition sign But you can try, of course! Red light does not suit Goonies and fools, but only the smart ones immediately succumb! Now let's go back. Be careful in future! Remember these signs are all prohibited! You guy, learn to walk by the rules and Red will be your faithful friend!
Storyteller:
The RADAR batyr was seriously frightened and realized that it was not in vain that the image of his mother appeared to him. His mother forbade him to step on a red light, but his son was stubborn and didn’t listen; will he really remain a cripple?
He sees a traffic policeman sitting on a stump:
Radar-batyr: “What should we do, traffic policeman? - How can I come to the beautiful PEDEDE as a cripple?
The traffic policeman didn’t say anything, he just waved his hand to the side. The hero looked, and in that direction there were wonderful signs, smiling, laughing, beckoning to them.
Dance of Service Signs.
Storyteller: RADAR-batyr rested in a magical forest, and became acquainted with the miraculous power of Service Signs. And again the Cunning Three-Dear Dev appeared before him. The RADAR batyr stepped into the Yellow Light. He walks, looks around, gets scared by every rustle.
Song of Warning Signs (melody from the film “Formula of Love”).
You are so impatient and not even timid. Confess honestly to us! And for the first time you see difficult signs. They warn you! Oh, if only the whole world didn’t go to yellow and started to respect it more! And we live in Russia And the rules are all within our power! There is little left to do - comply!
The RADAR batyr did not find the beautiful PEDEDE on this road. He called her for a long time, but she didn’t hear PEDEDE. The evil Azhdah MP3 stopped her ears and played an enchanted song.
RADAR-batyr came out again to DEV. The DEV doesn’t laugh, he’s worried, he just narrowed his eyes expectantly. The RADAR batyr became sad. The last road remains, if he does not meet his beauty here, their separation will remain eternal.
He set foot on the Green Path. He walks and looks around doomedly.
Dance of Priority Signs
Suddenly on the path I saw a strange Miracle Yudo. The girl is young, beautiful, as if she is struggling with a frantic illness.
PEDEDE dances a fiery dance to “Verka-Serduchka”
Then RADAR-batyr saw that this was his beautiful PEDEDE. He took the witch's earplugs out of the beautiful girl's ears. PEDEDE woke up and saw her RADAR batyr. I was happy.
Final song (melody from the film “An Ordinary Miracle”).
- Oh, madam, how long have I been looking for you! I didn’t know the signs and it was like I was blind
It's time for you to understand the rules of movement! Be friends with the traffic police and never know any sorrows!
— The trials along the way were good for me. But, of course, I still had to suffer.
- For what. sir, take a risk? You could have become disabled, and stupidly ended your life.
How wonderful it is that the danger has passed us both
At this moment, all team members come out from behind the scenes and sing.
It’s clear to everyone here - this is a fairy tale. Life will not forgive mistakes!
This is where the fairy tale ends, and whoever is friends with PEDEDE, the traffic policeman calls him “WELL DONE!”
Captain's Monologue
Song from the film “The Tenth Battalion”
You, captain, look ahead! Here you represent the honor of the traffic police. I have the right to joke sharply, but the honor of the traffic police cannot be obscured! Yes, everything in your life is not smooth. It can be difficult for inspectors. In the frost and cold at the post - it’s chilly! Sweat streams down your face in the summer heat!
Long ago, Ufa, yours The nightingales fell silent The earth, the sand, the asphalt lies The traffic police patrol is standing Ufa is growing and blossoming New paths have been opened But just recently people couldn’t get to the outskirts in a day
Carry all the truths of the law like Prometheus All the rules of movement Let them learn quickly! The demand from the car owner is severe. Not a gram of alcohol while driving! So that neither an adult, nor a child, nor anyone else will die on the road! The whole planet is burning like a torch
And the seed of evil blooms on her. But you, inspector, don’t look at it! Walk through life only in a righteous way! Walk through the world only in a righteous way!
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