Funny poems about animals
Cancer and fish.
The cancer said to one fish: “Wash your hands before eating.” The fish was surprised: “Where?” I already live in the water. And besides, instead of hands, I have a fin around me. ©
Cat and mice.
The mice measured the cat, from the mustache to the tail. The mice sew pajamas for the cat, the cat gives the mice sour cream. ©
Elephant and Giraffe.
The elephant did not believe the giraffe that his neck was longer. - The trunk of every elephant is the main length in the world! Tell me, who is right here? An elephant, or maybe a giraffe? Why didn't anyone measure the trunk? Neck? Which is longer? ©
Crocodile.
I bathed the crocodile, I washed the crocodile with soap. He will be clean: the tail, the top of the head, I’m not scared, he’s a toy. ©
Butterfly and beetle.
A beetle came to the butterfly: “Why do you need an iron? And tell me, why do you need needles and threads?” The butterfly answered him: “Summer is coming, it’s flying out into the world... It’s only you, beetles, You need pants and jackets. But we have different views, We love different outfits.” ©
Frogs.
Once the frogs, at the edge of the forest, decided to lie on their bellies, brought their pillows and got ready to sunbathe. After all, jumping frogs, laughing frogs and girlfriends, like all forest animals, also need to rest. And when you live in the same swamp from birth, You only chew flies, Sadness, melancholy, will come to everyone. And that’s why the frogs, having swallowed plenty of flies, scratched their tops, wanted change. ©
MurKwaGav.
We remembered the animals and teased them lightly, Moore - my mother said, Kwa - I said then, Woof - my dad answered briskly, almost falling out of his chair. So suddenly MurKwaGav appeared. Murkvagav chases mice, catches midges on the pond, sees us - wags his tail, sleeps in a tree in the garden. He growls at strangers, scaring them with a loud “Kwa!” He plays with the ball at home, but gnaws it first. He is funny and very cute. The best Murkwagav! It’s a pity, we don’t know what it looks like, we can’t figure it out. ©
Poems about insects and amphibians
Centipedes.
Along the path, along the path, Centipedes came to visit, But on the way they rubbed their feet, The poor things are squeezing their sandals. ©
Snail.
The snail crawls and crawls, and carries its little house, And on its face there is a smile and a song it sings: I have my little house, my little house, always with me. ©
Butterflies.
In the warm summer, butterflies fly over the gardens. Their colored wings sparkle joyfully. You can catch them with a net, You can draw them, You can put them in a jar, Don’t forget to let them go!
Spiders.
Along thin cobwebs Four spiders are in a hurry, wearing shoes with thin heels. Four little spiders Hurry after the spiders Along thin cobwebs Wearing boots with heels.
Bees.
This is how nature works: Without bees there is no honey in nature, In the morning they sat on a flower, By night there is honey in the hive.
Frog.
“Kva-kva-kva” the frog sings, And scratches his belly, She feels comfortable on the leaf, You can sing almost all morning. Everyone in the pond knows the frog, Everyone gets tired of it, But the frog doesn’t care, It’s been living here for a long time! And whoever she bothers - let him move out of here himself!
Dog song
At night in the darkness Dogs bark, Dogs bark, They look into the heights: - Evil robbers Stole again, Stole the moon from the sky again. But we will not give the kidnappers, the evil robbers, neither peace nor sleep, we will scare them, we will have a snack, and the moon will return to the sky.
(Illustration: Bulatova E. and Vasilyeva O.)
Poems about forest animals
Squirrel.
The squirrel jumped out for a walk in the morning, to collect cones on the fluffy Christmas tree. From branch to branch, Jumping easily, the squirrel climbed very high.
Hedgehog.
Along a forest path, Early in the morning, On a thorny back, Carrying mushrooms into a hole. This is a prickly hedgehog, From head to toe, As if without needles He could carry them.
Hare.
A gray bunny under a bush, twirling his gray tail. He rubs his nose with his gray paw and sings his song: “Oh, how much I’m afraid, What if I get caught by a fox!”
Fox.
His red coat sparkles, he fools wolves here and there, he chases mice and bunnies, through fields and meadows. This red beauty is known for her cunning. Don't trust her guys, she is a very cunning fox.
Wolf.
On a cold, gloomy winter day, a hungry wolf walks and wanders. He prowls through forests and fields, And he looks for food for himself. In fairy tales he is called “gray”, and he gets it there. Either the fox will suddenly deceive you, or the hunters will come.
Bear.
The bees are chasing Mishka. “Ju-zhu-zhu, don’t be a thief! Don’t touch our honey, go on your way!” The bear rushes without looking back, Only his heels flash in the grass. Instead of honey there will be cones. There are bears on the nose of the thief.
Mole.
In a warm and dry hole, deep underground, a blind mole lives very lonely. From morning until sunset he digs tunnels in it, Although the work is a bit dirty, He is pleased with it.
Dragonfly
This is what a dragonfly is like, (we show the size with both hands) Like pea eyes.
(put hands to eyes) Left (turn left), right (turn right), Back (step back), forward (step forward), Well, just like a helicopter. We fly high, (raise our hands up) We fly low, (squat down) We fly far, (put the visor of our hand to our head) We fly close. (arms to the sides - we run around the room) The cat crawled out from under the bed, arched its back, its tail in an arc. An eye like a crack in a soda fountain.
The lions said to the tigers: - Hey, friends, have you heard that a rhinoceros cannot scratch its nose on its horn?
Hop! Hop! The horse is alive, with both a tail and a mane. He shakes his head, That's how handsome he is!
You geese, geese, Red Paws! Where have you been, what have you seen? - We saw a wolf: The wolf carried away the gosling, Yes, the best, Yes, the greatest! - You geese, geese, Red Paws! You pinch the wolf - Save the gosling!
Dariki-dariki! Dariki-dariki! Evil mosquitoes! They twisted, circled, and grabbed your ear! Kus!
- Girl, girl, go get some water! - I'm afraid of cancer! Crayfish in the swamp pounding on the board: Fuck-fuck-fuck! Fear, fear, fear!
Poems about pets
Cat.
The cat is sitting by the sofa, He is watching the mouse, Because the mouse has a mink right behind the sofa. ©
Dog.
The most faithful friend in the world wags his tail, suddenly seeing a stranger, drives him away with a bark. He loves a bone and a ball, runs after a stick, guards our house at night, with watchdog tempering. ©
Mouse.
The basement mouse lived in abundance - Grain and potatoes In the basement there was... Cabbage and turnips - Such things, But the cat came and drove her away.
Hamster.
Our fluffy hamster fell on his side. He hid the nuts in his cheeks, And now he chews without haste.
Lamb.
Come to us, lambs, We will comb your curls. - No thanks, Be-Be-Be, Comb them yourself.
Goat.
A goat is looking at me, squinting its yellow eyes. I bring a bouquet to the goat - Sweet clover for lunch. Eat, little goat, don't stand there. It is magical, not simple... A fragrant flower will produce more milk!
Donkey.
The mother says to the donkey: “Who are you so stubborn about?” The son answers lovingly: “This, mommy, is for you.”
Horse.
The horse has a mane, the horse has a tail, is cheerful, playful, come and visit. Give me some hay, grass and clean water - It will run very fast without refueling!
Piglet.
Pink belly, Pink flank, Tail - curl, Nose - snout. Grunting with happiness, he runs into a puddle, and lies joyfully in the mud's arms.
Piggy.
Oh, you pig, pig! Stiff bristles, Instead of a nose there is a snout, Instead of a tail there is a hook, It lay in a puddle, The back is dirty. Come on, pig, don't be lazy! Run and take a dip in the river, quickly wash away all the dirt, don’t get into a puddle again!
Cow.
It’s very difficult to imagine! It's not easy to believe! The cow chews hay and gives milk!
Once upon a time there was a bunny
Once upon a time there was a bunny with long ears.
(put your palms to your head) The bunny's nose is frostbitten at the edge of the forest. (we cover our nose with our hand) My nose froze, my tail froze (we cover my butt) And I went to warm up (we hug ourselves) to visit the kids. Zhura, zhura, crane, I went to the mill, I went to the mill, I saw a curiosity, Ay lyuli, ah lyuli, I saw a curiosity. The goat grinds flour, the goat pours flour, and the little goats scoop out the flour. And the little lambs play the pipe, play the pipe, and blink their eyes. And the white-sided magpies went dancing. And the crows are guarded. Let's take notice.
The long-legged crane went to the mill, saw a wonder: A goat grinds flour, a goat falls asleep, little goats walk in barns, sprinkle flour, rake themselves, and lambs with cool horns walk along the street, play the pipe, and guarded crows go to dance, and magpies - white-sided Let's go take notice, With our feet, stomp, and With our eyes, clap-clap.
The bunnies run across the meadow and the forest. The strawberries are being picked, hop and hop! Jump and jump! Here the clearing is softer than silk, Look around, look around! Beware of the dashing wolf, Beware, beware! The bunnies fell asleep sweetly, the forest is noisy! The forest is singing! - Run away without looking back: The wolf is coming, the wolf is coming!
Little bunny, take a walk along the hay, take a walk. Gray, new, take a walk, take a walk! There is nowhere for the bunny to jump out, nowhere for the gray one to jump out. All the gates are firmly locked, At all the gates there are three watchmen, Three watchmen are standing, Three girls are sitting. Little Bunny, if you jump, you’ll jump out! Gray, if you dance, they’ll let you out!
The little gray bunny sits and wiggles his ears. That's how, that's how He moves his ears! It's cold for the bunny to sit, I need to warm my little paws. That's it, that's it. We need to warm our little paws! It's cold for the bunny to stand, the bunny needs to jump. Like this, like this The bunny needs to jump! The wolf scared the bunny! The bunny immediately ran away!
The little kitty is coming from the kitchen, her eyes are swollen. - What are you crying about, little kitty? What are you crying about, little little girl? - How can I, little kitty, not cry, How can a sick person not grieve: Someone licked the foam and said it to the little kitty.
The cat is walking along the bench. He leads the cat by the paws. Tops and tops along the bench. Tack-tacks by the paws.
Like in our meadow there is a cup of cottage cheese. Two grouse flew in, pecked, and flew away.
Kikirigu is not at home. At the mowing he makes hay. They smear the shangi - they don’t show us, If they want to eat, they don’t give it to us. (Kikirigu is a rooster)
Goat-dereza, peeled on the side, bought for three pennies.
The busy goat is busy all day long: She has to pluck grass, She has to run to the river, She has to guard the little goats, Take care of the little children, So that the wolf doesn’t steal them, So that the bear doesn’t pick them up, So that the little fox doesn’t take them away with her.
The horned little goat, the butted little goat, ran away behind the fence, danced all day. Goat legs Top-top! Goat eyes Clap-clap!
The white-legged goat walked through the forest, teasing the wolf: “But I’m not afraid of the wolf, I’m not afraid of the gray: I’ll hide from the gray from the wolf under a birch tree.”
Poems about poultry
Ducklings.
Here are the ducklings, look, they are learning to swim in a trough! They row deftly with their paws, and soon they will swim across the pond.
Rooster.
Vocal cockerel, Red-scarlet comb. In the morning, as soon as the light rises, he sings a song loudly. He has so much to do, he got up early and managed to do everything!
Hen and chicks.
The mother hen looks at the chickens and squints. Even though they sit in the shade, they are like the sun. It’s a pity that soon everyone will run away from the nest.
Turkey.
In the garden, like a master, a fat gentleman wanders importantly. Dressed in a motley frock coat, an overdressed turkey.
Poems about wild African animals
Giraffe.
The giraffe lives well, He gets everything easily. There is no need to go anywhere, but there is one problem. Your head is in the clouds, How to see what's in your feet... ©
Elephant.
The elephant has a long trunk, It is like a nose and like a hand. And when he walks, the stomp is heard by everyone from afar.
Monkey.
Somewhere in the jungle, on vines, and tropical lands, monkeys live, on steep branches. They love sweet bananas. They love tasty fruits. Monkeys make faces. They are the best in the jungle. ©
Turtle.
It crawls very slowly, There is a turtle in the grass, It carries its shell on itself, The poor thing gets tired. But such is fate, So be it, This is how her relatives lived. So should she wear it!
Chameleon.
How cunning a chameleon is! He knows how to change color, so that the enemies on the way cannot find him, the cunning one.
Cobra.
The cobra has opened its hood and looks very unkindly. Beware if the cobra is nearby: She has poison in her teeth.
Boa.
Anyone who is not yet familiar with the boa constrictor, know this! - he swallows food whole. I gave him soup and he said thank you. Together with the boa constrictor, the service crawled away.
Porcupine.
What kind of animal is in the needles too? He looks like a hedgehog. But the porcupine carries quills many times longer.
A lion.
The king of the jungle and the king of beasts, He is stronger and wiser than all. And his family has a cat, but the lion is not a baby at all!
Lynx.
At night, traveler, beware On the forest path: A lynx goes hunting - Don’t meet the cat!
Jaguar.
Like all cats he is graceful, but as a predator he is very formidable. Claws are creepy! Fangs are a nightmare! In a simple word - JAGUAR!
Camel.
It's interesting to ride on a horse and an elephant! But it’s more comfortable to sit on a camel’s back! He looks proud and adamant, but in reality he is not like that! By nature he is quiet and the kindest of goodies!
Hippopotamus.
On short thick legs and wagging his tail, he walked importantly along the path, along the path, to the bridge. He’s huge, no doubt about it, he’s almost three tons, it’s like he ate a hundred cutlets, he’s so huge! Thick-skinned, no neck, and a big belly, Loves grass for lunch, Fat hippopotamus!
Rhinoceros.
The horn of a rhinoceros is large and spoils the appearance a little. But everyone sees him, and they won’t offend him again. The rhinoceros is the oldest species. He wanders around at night and snores during the day. He usually eats branches and grass, and rides birds on his back.
Crocodile.
A crocodile lurks in the river: Beware, both beast and bird. He is cunning and cunning, And there is a fence in his mouth.
Kangaroo.
Baby kangaroos on a walk So cozy in a soft bag. - Mom, mom, take us with the wind like a taxi.
Zebra.
The striped horse lives in Africa. Striped on the road We know the transition. What are the names of these stripes? Adults and children know, There is no special secret, Well, of course, it’s a zebra! ©
